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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Chansey? I’ll have you know I am a pokemon master, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Team Rocket, and I have over 149 confirmed captures. I trained in cerulean cave and I’m the top rival in the entire region of Kanto. You are nothing to me but just another pokemon. I will wipe you the fuck out with spore the likes of which has never been seen before on this PokeEarth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret professor across Kanto and your Pokedex number is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your freedom. You’re fucking fainted, middle evolution. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can faint you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Machoke. Not only am I extensively trained in Strength, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Elite Four and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will Surf all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
