>>46525792Pokemon, if real, won't want to fuck you. Just because something is farther removed from human existence, doesn't make it to that degree more subject to your control. The strength of psychokinesis and telepathy decreases quadratically when distance increases, and increases the fewer times that you use it. This is because reality works like a Round Robin process scheduler, where each conscious entity is a thread. If psychokinesis or telepathy is overused, you force yourself to be subjected to other people's realities and gradually reality devolves worse and worse until not even the world's top Clown School could come up with something so nonsensical.
