>>24998435https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUxDSxtX9ZE"Tadaaa! Um, introducing the solution to your troubles! THE ALGORHYTHM 5000 MK II.!!!"
"I still think that's a dopey name, it's like big brother's saying he built 4999 older versions before it..."
"B-Bonnie! Come on, I'm trying to be cool here! Er, as I was saying.... Ohh, what's the use? She already ruined the excessive fanfare... Oh well, anyway look, this little device is the epitome of science and all of its values, all densely packed into one compact retooled company fax machine. It's probably my greatest invention yet!"
"Whoa, that's... that's something.. What does it /do/ though.. exactly? And how does it help me get out of here?"
"Using the power of S C I E N C E, the Algorhthym 5000 will resonate with the holy aura sealing this confessional booth! It'll then overload it with a series of INTENSE logical algorithms through which no hymn or testament can contest! In um, other words, it'll shatter the aura with rational thought."
[Evolution OVERWHELMS Creation. This is NOT subjective. It is FIGURATIVE FACT. Edginess ASIDE. Who NEEDS Jesus? When you HAVE hyperbolic FLUX compaciTORS?]
