>>51569375pic related, she's my wife. So is may, misty, and cynthia. They love me despite me being 5'2 360ibs unshaven and unbathed. Because that's how true humans act.
Wait, pokemon? Sorry, I forgot about those. I've been too busy writing about May teaching my main character how to cook rice(he's so pathetic and bad at everything, he can't cook at all even with these lessons. God he's so sad and pathetic, why does may and misty and dawn and cynthia love me so much? Uuuuuuuuuu im so pathetic but they love me anyways...)
