>>20829581The eyes of each and every one of the Noibats snap open the moment you hush your companions. Those floppy ears are giant as shit and they do not lie, there's definitely someone intruding on their sacred ground.
The bats pause and stay frozen for a minute, calculating and comprehending these recent developments. It's only when the realization strikes them that humans have invaded their premises do they go quote-en-quote, 'batshit crazy'.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLKC0BjlOaQ"NOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!"
"BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!"
"OOOOIABAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!"
"NOOOOI!"
"BATBATBATBATBAT!"
"Aww fuck, ME AND MY BIG DAMN MOUTH!"
The squadron of wild fliers descend like twitchy rats to the cave floor, urgent to dispatch whatever has rustled their jimmies via incessant pecking, biting, and morbid fur rubbing.
"NOIBAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT!"
"A-AGH! I-I can feel his fur rubbing on my nape!"
The jackals and the jack-o-lantern are faring no better with the rabid mob of bats, too swarmed to do much of anything.
>Noibat swarm encountered! What do you do?!