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>be 9yr old kid,
>about to turn 10 Pokemon 2000 comes to theaters
>convince parents to take every boy in the class to see it as part of my party
>we buy our tickets in advance, receive 17 ancient mew card
>tell other kids we didn't get any cards with our tickets, my parents don't realize that it's actually a pokemon card because of how it looks so they back me up that we didn't get any
>slowly and tactfully bring one or two ancient mew at a time to school, making up stories that I traded for them at the tournaments I go to
>"I'll trade it to you but you have to keep it a secret, everybody else would get mad"
>trade one to every boy in my class, since nobody has one because they saw the movie with me
>drowning in pokemon cards
>build competitive level deck
>never lose again
>yugioh comes out like 6 months later and nobody gives a shit anymore anyway
