>>11764446Yes, this is what I had planned today.>>11764487>>11764557I sincerely don't care.>>11764450Your shadowy human body cranes its head.
>"But all of those Pokemon suck, not even joking either. Gen V has an ice cream cone, are they even trying anymore? Their personalities are too gimmicky and their not even competitively viable."The voice express a notable grumble.
[Ugh....Look. I give you a once in a lifetime opportunity, and you refuse to take it because what? You want to joke around? That's lame. The things you do are lame. Now choose something.
>"Uh..I guess Axew then. It's kinda shit but it's like, the least shit out of them all. Pikachu isn't cool anymore and you wouldn't catch me playing as a Unova starter any day of the week. At least Haxorus is usable."[Alright, I can work with that.]
In seconds, your shadowy body dissolves into nothingness, and is quickly replaced by a colorful image of an Axew, complete with a sparkling shine of overkilling shiny effects.
[Congrats. You're now an Axew. Have fun with that. Now, here's my next question. And this one might sound awkward, especially since I can only talk to you via text box so just hang with me...]
>You are now an Axew. Although you are quite loud and over-cheerful when it comes to certain things, your vibrant optimism shifts into a brave demeanor whenever it's go-go battle time.>Are you a boy or a girl?A) "I'm a boy."
B) "I'm a girl."
