>>41239284"When I, uh, say it's haunted," you explain to the court, wiggling your fingers for emphasis. "I mean it's *haunted*. Spooky, scary and um, filled with all kinds of ghosts and stuff. I wasn't informed about this before the purchase."
"One would think you'd perform due diligence *before* signing a contract," says the judge. "Irregardless of any purported haunted activity. Wait, I meant regardless. Scratch that from the record, and moving on. So you pussied out at the sign of a couple of poltergeists and suddenly decided the property wasn't worth all the dough you had put down on it. May I ask who's idea was it to break the contract?"
With Mr. Calemson's approval, you proceed. "I-It was kind of a joint agreement between my mum and I-"
"Can I object here?" asks Pol T. Geist. "One—the house isn't haunted. Two—even if it were, that's not a good excuse to break the frickin' contract. Three—it certainly isn't going to fly in a courtroom. Your honor, this kid is just trying to weasel his way out of a deal, trying to get his six month old full deposit back for whatever sniveling motivations he has behind the curtain. I don't know, probably drug-related. Since the house is so perfect, he had to make up something, and what better excuse to use than... ghost discrimination!"
"Ghost... discrimination?" Rillaboom cocks a brow. "You're a Ghost type, aren't you?"
"Yes."
"What's your actual name, if not this Pol T. Geist shit?"
Consultation from Kuda Gooding Jr. prompts his expert-level response. "It's Potto Desu."
"Why did you use a pseudonym in the listing?"
Kuda whispers into where it's presumed Potto's ears are. "It's purely for marketing purposes," he answers. "Potto Desu practically gives away the fact that I'm a teapot. If people saw a comedy gold name like that online, they wouldn't believe the listing, they'd just think it was a joke or a scam!"
>『Interject?』A) But it was a scam!
B) How is 'Pol T. Geist' any less humorous?
C) Let him talk.
