Part 34:
http://archive.foolz.us/vp/thread/18188739Chapter Directory:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WR8_bR96gq0White puffy clouds separate from each other as we enter a clearing in an extremely peaceful forest. Fletchlings can be heard in the background, among other woodland critters.
Ahem.~ Once upon a time there was a--
Wait a minute!
Something isn't right here. Why does this story suddenly have a more omnipresent Narrator than usual? Why is the tense changing all of a sudden? What happened to the present second-person shenanigans? Why is he breaking the fourth wall, who in the world gave him that privilege? We're not even a paragraph in and the script already has a torrent of flaws! Who wrote this? Who published it? Who's making the Narrator read this scum!? I thought we were supposed to be on an adventure, where's the adventure!?
The autism is up the wall! Someone's going to complain about it sooner or later! Perhaps this is chapter-related, sure, yes, let's go with that one. If anyone talks shit, it clearly means that they don't appreciate fun.
Oh, wait, look over there! (Or picture it in your dumb head, whatever.) a dashing young man lying in the clearing, napping his bishie little heart out. We should wake him up before some kind of disgusting pervert jumps out of the bushes and starts unzipping his tight little pants!
