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As fucked up as it sounds, Hoppip can straight-up pull off a Swordz Dizzle if you give it tha right shiznit yo, but I'd still dull tha edgez of tha blades first, just ta be safe. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Seed Bomb n' Acrobatics is Hoppipz reliable STABs, wit Acrobatics hittin especially hard up in conjunction wit Flyin Gem; it aint like Hoppip is ghon be able ta up n' join Cirque Du Soleil any time soon yo, but still, you git a phat show. Protect n' Synthesis is there cuz Hoppip has no other moves worth using. I suppose you could use Splash up in dat slot ta git a whole splash/dance/acrobatics combo goin ta showcase Hoppipz performizzle talents yo, but dat would be rather wack-ass wouldn't it, biatch? Thatz almost as wack-ass as rockin Hoppip itself.
Sunlight be a necessitizzle up in order fo' dis set ta work. Without intense sunshine, Hoppip will git outsped n' maimed by nuff Pokemon, sun-dried tomatoes wouldn't exist, n' Jizzica Alba wouldn't look nearly as phat as her dope ass do now, nahmeean, biatch? Well shiiiit, it is straight-up is like freaky if you be thinkin bout it fo' realz. Also up in some cases Hoppip may refuse ta big-ass up unless Aram Khachaturianz Sabre Dizzle is playing, so be prepared ta lug round a funky-ass boombox all dizzle if yo ass is rockin dis set.
>Jizzica Alba
