>>11878742"Oh god, Hilbert, what are you going to do now?" Hilda asks.
"Just watch princess, something's going on here, and that weird realistic dream I kinda think I had in my sleep knows it! We're not leaving until Castelia City is glitch-free!"
Hilda smacks her forehead, "If I wanted to see glitches I would have just played Action Fifty-fucking-Two."
BA-DUM TSSYou walk up to the Chatot, starting a conversation with it as it nibbles on some dropped nuts and seeds, "Uh, excuse me Mr. Chatot-bird! But can you give me m'lady here a hand?"
The Chatot ruffles his feathers, "CAW CAW! CAW CAW! I don't have hands!"
You frown, "You know darn well, what I mean."
"MEAN! MEAN! Someone MEAN! Chatot saw someone mean! Who? Chatot hears you ask, Chatot remembers, sorta kinda! Glitches don't hurt Chatot here, Chatot's safe, Chatot has DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY!"
Hilda pushes you aside again, "Can it Tweety and spill the Lentimian refried beans, who's this douchebag you found that's turning everything full-retard NES style? I'LL KICK THEIR ASS!"
Innocently, you pat her ass, which tenses her up, "You mean -we'll- kick her ass."
You feed the bird a seed to gain his trust, "Now Chatot, who was it that you saw?"
The bird squawks, "CAW CAW! CAW! Caw? SAW! See-Saw! Chatot saw someone he seen, someone so mean! Green gobbly puddle and mysterious big bad boss, infecting Castelia with glitches most irrelevant, CAW-CAW!"
"Huh? Green gobbly thing? Do you mean a Reuniclus?" that's weird, you could have sworn you saw Reuniclus earlier.
