>>183034007Behold the Magikarp river running through my beloved Kanto.
You who seek an actually competent Gamefreak, follow its path downstream in search of the Klefki.
As you travel down it, you will see Pallet Town.
In that village, look for the shore the "science is amazing" guy will tell you of.
There sleeps the Klefki to the competent Gamefreak's office.
The one who obstains the key must then travel to this Golden Land in accordance with these rules.
On the first twilight, offer the six genwun shitmon chosen by the Klefki as sacrifices.
On the second twilight, those who remain shall tear apart the two games that are literally the same one with a slight difference in pokémon distribution.
On the third twilight, those who remain shall praise Masuda's name.
On the fourth twilight, gouge Electrode's head (its entire body) and kill.
On the fifht twilight, gouge Machamp's manly chest and kill.
On the sixth twilight, gouge Snorlax's stomach and kill.
On the seventh twilight, gouge Hitmonlee's knee and kill.
On the eight twilight, gouge Tsareena's legs and kill.
On the ninth twilight, Masuda shall revive, an none shall be left alive.
On the tenth twilight, the journey shall end, and you shall reach the hidden capital where an actually competent Gamefreak dwells.
Masuda shall praise the wise and bestow four treasures.
One shall be a game actually fit for 2019
One shall be the resurrection of all removed features.
One shall be the resurrection of the love for the franchise that was lost.
One shall be to put smartphones to sleep for all eternity.
Sleep peacefully, my most beloved witch, Masuda.
