>>22287071"A-Augggghhh!"
A horrified, piercing shriek is let out by Captain Maymay as a first happens. Distracted by the preparation of his own deadly Falcon Punch, he does not notice that he's being snuck up on, and as a result, is taken by shock when a blade is driven right through his chest.
His heart is pierced, and he appropriately bursts into treats.
"Oooooooooooooooooooooggggghhhhh!"
You practically keel over from the close save, you thought for sure that you were a goner, about to have your cheeks burned to smithereens. And yet, you're still alive, it's a motherfuking miracle.
"L-Lucina.. Is that really you?" you question, wondering if it's just a mirage, "I'm so glad, it feels like it's been ages.."
The woman behind your rescue is none other than your wife, Lucina. Strange, you thought that she would have been held captive in the captain's cuck dungeon, but whatever makes things easier for you.
She nods, a light smile on her face, "Yes, it's me, and I'm glad to see you as well. However, I believe you may have been misled by wrongful assumptions. You see, Captain Falcon and I were never an item, we were actually--"
A)
Business partners.B)
Brother and sister.C)
//True// father and daughter.D)
People who got each other for Secret Santa. 