>>16375170You and Hexcalibur walk around the conga line in order to have a discussion with one of the few Farfetch'd that isn't participating in the little breeding charade. This particular Farfetch'd is wearing thick suchanerd glasses, and a shirt with the words "MAFOXI CLEAN" stitched onto it. And a lewd-looking Delphox branded on top of that trademarked title.
He's currently tutoring newfag ducks in the arts and joys of duck-fucking as well as explaining how it benefits the mallard community, and as soon as he finishes, the newbies scatter off to join in on the fun.
"Hey you! What the hell's up with all the sex going on here? It's disgusting! I can smell the pre-cum from a mile away!"
Hexcalibur gives a one-armed shrug with his blue cloth arm, "I don't necessarily mind so as long as the semen doesn't touch any of my stuff. MY stuff."
The viral marketer quacks, he's one of the few important characters that DOESN'T speak human.
A) Have him communicate with a newly-released tablet in order to subtly shill another product into the story just in time for the holiday season..
B) Undergo a inspirational montage in which you learn how to speak duck.
C) Let him borrow the voice modulator.
