>>16367096https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUa0iGqtL4g>"HEY KID!">'W-What? Is someone in my brain again? WHO GOES THERE?'>"NO BRO, it's just me SANIC HOGHEDGE, I'm here to offer you emotional support. So CUM ON STEP IT UP!">'I AM stepping it up! THIS IS AS FAST AS THESE FUCKING BLADES GO!'>"NO WAY BRO U'RE NOT STEPPING IT UP M8 YOU GOTTA GO FASTER! SAINC SEZ.">'I *am*!'>"WELL U'RE SPEED SUCKS M8 I GIVE IT A TEN OUT OF TWENTY BEST I CAN DO FOR YOUR SKILLZ">'I'm probably faster than you, you know nothing about me!'>"U'RE TOO SLOW!">'I swear to fuck if I go any faster my pants are going to burn right off.'>"SANIC SEZ FEEL THE BURN. IT FEELS GOOD. EMBRACE THE BURN AND BURN THE BURN AS FUEL...TO BURN!">'What is even going on with my life anymore?'You do take Sanic's advice to heart, but even though you manage to achieve top speed, it isn't enough to catch up with the Farfetch'd. They maintain distance from you like rubberband AI.
Aggravating.
Eventually, the pursuit takes you and the ducks to a thick bamboo grove. Although it seems like the chase is going to amp up in terms of difficulty, these fears are put to rest when the Farfetch'd decide to put Hexcalibur to good use.
"FAAAAAAAAR!"
"Agh! If you're going to swing me, at least swing as if you have a shred of class!"
With powerful slashes and swipes, the ducks quickly cut a clean path through the grove and continue on their way.
>Where do the Farfetch'd lead you to?A) A really fat cunt.
B) A gigantic energy-generator.
C) The biggest legally organized duck-orgy you've ever seen.
