>>19483849https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yzwpn0VfQgHexcalibur, Skrelp, Tyrantrum, Avalugg, they're all called back. Having done well in his infrequent job of defending his title as almighty superior, the first thing Dio does is get a damn good stretch.
Then he checks his watch, "Hm...loo...ike...ssed... t.." he mumbles, or at least, that's the gist of what you're able to hear from him.
His attention quickly turns from that watch to you. Like all hot-blooded shounens who have just dishonored their ancestors and ancestors' ancestors by losing a great big battle, you're on your knees in pure and utter DESPAIR.
"Well," says Dio, "I think that's good enough for a Battle Spot-oriented Doubles format. Good enough for me, anyway. You were pitiful, I'm assuming you have six badges because you made it all the way here, and yet the majority of your Pokemon still aren't fully-evolved and at their max capability. You're in dire need for training, you know."
He flicks your forehead, which you don't resist, instead you plop to the snow flat on your back.
A) "Sadness covers me like a blanket. Tuck me in. Let me die."
B) "I would, but people keep pestering me and it gets in-between my me time."
C) "Type advantages, stats, abilities, IVs, EVs, items, and shininess don't matter in a competitive Pokemon battle."
D) "You're a....wood...caterpillar.....white.......Silverado..."
