>>35067666You know about the little plastic ring that's leftover when you run out of scotch tape? When I was a kids I stuck my penis in it and it got stuck but I was too afraid to ask for help so I went around for, like, a whole two days with a plastic ring on my tiny kid cock. Eventually I got it off in the shower with lots of soap and soreness. This secret is my favorite because I think back about it and laugh at inappropriate times, like I'll be standing in line and start laughing uncontrollably remembering this, and people will ask me why I'm laughing and I'll have to make something up.
