>>38798075>I literally can’t stop thinking of dick. I can tell you all about the rich history of dick jokes in media.You have to be baiting at this point. I am the gayest man alive and even I didn’t see that wolf and go, “Oh, he’s supposed to be sucking a dick.”
In fact, I’ve NEVER done that. Whenever I see a dog with a stick in its mouth, I either think of Sif or Playing Fetch.
For you to see that and immediately think of cocksucking, to have this incredible obsession with the sword as a phallic object suggests that you’re an even gayer man than me, which I’d like to remind the ladies and gentlemen of the jury is quite gay.
