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>be unovan
>take two steps outside
>heart stops
>*PANT PANT WHEEZEE* OHHH GOD WHEEZE WHEEZE IWAUDPASJD IM GONNA FUCKING DIE
>pass out on doorstep
>neighbor sees and calls 911
>ambulance shows up 30 minutes later
>wake in ambulance and say im fine
>ambulance drops me in a ditch
>have to pay a 40000 pokédollar bill
