>>52207025"Those are some nice grapes and/or oranges you got there!" the pepper monster's red head snarls as he begins to back you and Hawchy into a figurative corner.
"Yeah, real nice!""I, I, uh, er, um, I guess?!" you stammer nervously.
"I bet they'd go great with a nice basket of sandwiches!"
"Yeah, real great!""I-I dunno. I-I was kind of thinking of eating them just on their own..."
"Why would you willingly do that and deprive yourself of the joys of indulging in the scrumptious combination of flavors? You some kind of nutrient hating neanderthal? Do you even know where you are?! Imagine existing on this plane of reality and not eating your sandwiches with grapes and/or oranges.... by which I mean the jam that comes from them! Distinct jams so as to not create a conflict of flavory interest--SEPARATE BUT EQUAL JAMS!"
"Flavor's diluted if you mix them!""Hawcha, hawcha!" Hawlucha cries defiantly, a little braver than you at the moment.
"That's..." you pause. "A lot to take in. I-I, um, I think Hawchy and I are just going to, um, go this way if that's okay with you."
"Heeeeey, that's cool, mamacita!" the red head says as he slowly reaches for your lunchbox with one of his artistically undefined stub hands. "Just let me...."
"Yeah... REAL COOL!!!">What happens?A) Your lunch is STOLEN and your day is RUINED?!
B) Hawchy takes a stance.
C) You actually have a nice picnic with them.
D) You are saved by yet another funny talking character.
