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WANT TO KEEP POTPANS IN SHAPE BUT CAN'T FIND TIME TO DO? I BRING YOU INKAY (brought to you by chingchong, they call him Maika. You call them for fix him.).
WHY USE INKAY YOU ASK? SIMPLE.
1. IS UPSIDE DOWN PENGUIN, EASY CAMOUFLAGE FOR POTPAN INVADERS
1.1 EXCELLENT SPIDERMAN AND BATMAN, BECOME DARK AS NIGHT IN ENEMIES FACE
2. HAS BUILT IN POCKET-INK™ FOR TO DRIVE AWAY NOT ONLY POTPAN HOOLIGANS, BUT ALSO SUITCASE FIENDS
3. USE BEAK TO OPEN UP PESKY PISTACHIO PACKAGING AMONG OTHER THINGS
4. HAT IS MULTI PURPOSE, USE AS EITHER BOOMERANG, BECOME INCOGNITIO SAILORIO, EXTRA STORAGE FOR PANSPORT, AND FOR TO WIN BEST OCTOPUS HAT CONTEST
5. NO TEETH, DOES NOT NEED EAT, CAN NOT DAMAGE POTPANS, AND HAS EXTRA DURABILITY WHEN TAKE FACEHIT
5.1 BODY IS FACE; USE AS PROJECTILE
5.2 FACE IS BODY; LOOK EXTRA CUTE FOR IMPRESS POTPAN ADMIRERS
6. DOES NOT REQUIRE WATER DESPITE PENGUIN BODY, SO EXTRA MONEY GOES TOWARDS MAMI BODY PILLOW YOU ORDERED
7. PSYCHIC CAPABILITIES ALLOW FOR PRE-INVASION TIC-TACS
8. DOES NOT REQUIRE BATTERY, BUT IN FACT IS VERY GOOD AT OPPONENT BATTERING
WE HOPE YOU ARE PLEASED BY INKAY PERFORMANCE. IF NOT BRING BACK AND WE REPLACE WITH SECONDARY INKAY SIGNED BY MISTER CHINGCHONG HIMSELF ABSOLUTELY FOR $5 MORE
