>>14499907Generalization for the sake of the story.>>14499784"Hmm...I guess I can say I don't HATE girls with slim figures and sleeveless clothes, maybe they have something for that. Just gotta enter the 'Porkyman' section."
"What the fuck is a
Korrina?"
Curious, you click on the tag, and it's something that you regret doing almost instantly because what pops up demeans your impure eyes even further.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?!?"
Your Gamepad gets tossed to the wall, and you fall on the floor, twitching like a madman. So many spats, so many roller skates, so much hair, so much sweat, so little time.
Such horrors.
"WHAT KIND OF PERSON IS INTO THAT STUFF!?!?!? WHO THE HELL DOES THIS APPEAL TO!?!?!?!"
>Potential armpit fetish get!Clearly not you. Hawlucha tries to calm you down, but you're too traumatized from what you've seen. It seems whatever fetish you *do* have, is locked away in your mind vault. In the end, you just head downstairs. Your game-less console and potential fetishes can wait for a later time when you're not 2spookied by things older people are into. What really matters right now is...having a healthy breakfast! That oughta clear your mind.
A breakfast consisting of FOUR scoops of Raisin Bran (REAL men go for the double mile.), toast, orange juice, and eggs on aforementioned toast.
