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>Dude Grass Pokémon are weed lol
>Oak is getting rid of you to fuck your mom
>Why can’t I walk past this small Cut tree
>What if everyone used guns
>Brock’s Pokémon die to any source of water
>Bidoof/Magikarp are actually god
>Why can 10 year olds catch God
>Back in my day Pokémon were animals but now they’re *insert inanimate object*
>Ash is actually in a coma and/or grows up to be miserable
>Gardevoir and Lopunny = rule 34 =funny
>Oak doesn’t know your gender or your rival’s name
>Pokémon battling is glorified cockfighting
