>>20341760https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIzrWD9BArY"Fine, fine, fine, just don't get close to me, the probability of you carrying STDs is absolute. Anyhow: We've been using the electricity we stole from the Power Plant to get everything prepared for activating the Ultimate Weapon, we have all the juice we need stored in canisters in a hidden basement somewhere in this lab. But it's not like that's /all/ we'll need to use it. Are you following me? We'll need energy absorbed from Pokemon to power the device! Yes! It's the stones on Route 10 that will steal that energy for us and power the Ultimate Weapon!"
"Say what now?--"
"BUT EVEN THAT'S NOT ENOUGH FOR ONE-HUNDRED PERCENT PROBABILITY! For the Ultimate Weapon to reach its maximum potential, we need two Pokemon of immense capability powering the weapon directly, right at the source of the machine itself! Their defining traits, abilities, probability, and awe-inspiring power will grant the Ultimate Weapon the ability to decimate, absorb, and redistribute life as see fit! This is how Team Flare will utilize the Ultimate Weapon in order to eliminate all disgusting things about the world! Don't you find our methods well-justified?"
"No, in fact I think it sounds freaking bonkers."
Bryony sticks out her tongue in disgust, "Blehh, what does it matter to me if you don't agree with our ideals? In the end, we shall win regardless of all circumstances, the probability of the situation almost guarantees it! Now if you excuse me, I have a meeting with Celosia, who is more worthy and deserving of my time than you. PROBS OUT."
Bryony leaves, taking her scrap metal Bisharp (or what's left of him) away for immediate hospitalization.
"Yeah, we should get going too, Serena, still a lot more of these fucking Scientist shills to beat up. I can't wait to spend the next forty-eight hours kicking their asses, y'know."
"As do I,
but I think I'll be okay as long as I'm with you." 