>>41385848You know what else I mastered you little shit? I've masted EV training, IV Analysis for Hidden Power, Breeding, oh god Hop, you have NO fucking clue that I'm the reason for the sudden resurgence of the Lapras population because every single one of them had SHIT IVs.
No Hop, you haven't a fucking clue what I've masted. I might be inhabiting the body of a prepubescent british slag but I have the accumulated experience of at least 7 lifetimes of Pokemon battling. Why the fuck did you think I grabbed the flask of that Hooch my "Mom" was hiding in the medicine cabinet? This isn't my first rodeo, fuck this isn't my first time being a girl either. Yeah that's right, I could have just apparated with a dick, but let me tell you Hop, the clit is so much fucking better.
Speaking of which, did you not pick up ANYTHING watching your brother on the tele? Of course you didn't, you were DESIGNED to be just weak enough for me to steamroll. That's right Hop, you were designed by between 2 to 6 Japanese business men who decided the entire purpose of your existence was to lose. To me. That's right Hop, you're the Loser and will forever be the Loser between the two of us. So yeah Hop. I "mastered type matchups". Now could you PLEASE get going with losing to me. I need to give my clit a test drive and your fucking Sobble is standing inbetween me and a Lass I'm about to introduce the concept of Scissoring too.
