>>20730350It truly is the best Pokemon, and that it's design is just soo...umph.
I swear... I just want Lucario to bullet punch my ass. I want it to giga impact inside me. I love Lucario so much. I want it to ram it's gigantic spike up my ass. I want it's gigantic arms around me. Lucario is the most amazing Pokémon ever created. I wish to have sexual intercourse with it. Lucario is more beautiful than women to me, Lucario is more inspiring than men to me. Lucario is wonderful. My emotions toward Lucario are stronger than one thousand projectile-vomit powered boats. My love for Lucario is stronger than the the gravitational forces keeping us stuck to the Earth. Lucario should be the new mascot of the whole franchise. Lucario should be the new mascot for Nintendo. Lucario is the most beautiful Pokémon and it should be law that every trainer has one, even youngster Joey.
I want Lucario to BULLET PUNCH my ass, I want it to Bone Rush inside me, I want to feel it's three defence EVs, I want it to peruse my ass, I want it to Metal Claw my back, I want it to Force Palm me. Hard. Harder than ever. I want it. I want Lucario. I want one in a Love Ball. I want
