>>27038614That's their beef?
Are you fucking kidding me?
If you had argued that it was horseshit that the Catholic parish center got a gym but the Methodist church only got a pokespot, then I might see the point.
But this is a fucking joke.
>>27039488>go to church because it's a gym>wearing your pokemon go watch because why not>early in the morning because servers work fine then>dip hand in holy water to do the sign of the cross>go the pews and kneel on the uncomfy cushions so you look like you're praying>you're actually challenging the gym>people start coming in>you're still battling the gym>fucking 1hp glitch>mass starts and you have to stealth battle while the 75 year old priest starts to do a speedrun through the mass>you beat the gym during the second reading from the Holy Gospel>figure it's too late to leave so you sit through mass because you don't want to look like a fedora-tier neckbeard in front of the elderly church goers and the few random dad's that show up before they go off to work in their windbreakers>fast forward to receiving the body and blood of christ>you're in line to receive both despite the fact that you haven't been to church in close to a decade>get to the priest>"The body of Christ">Priest holds up the Eucharist, you spot that he too is wearing a pokemon go watch>Suddenly, mid-hold up of the Eucharist, his watch starts glowing>Your watch starts glowing>Your phone vibrates>the priest stops mid-communion to pull out his phone>hfw he spots your watch and pushes you down so he can catch the rare dragonair at 853CP that spawned in the middle of the altar 