>>29184205Right here with a green text for you cunts
>car dies (faulty immobilizer) next to a playground/lake/park with 3 gyms side by side>level one gym from 8 to 9 as I wait for a tow truck>tentacruel spawns next to an elderly fisherman>group of 5 underage hunting a slowpoke, I point them in the direction of that and a psyduck spawn>notice two high schoolers bringing down the second gym, I train it up until they leave realizing we're in a stalemate, yell out "suck on that Mystic" as they walk away>meet a 10 year old and his little sis taking down the last yellow gym>their eyes light up when I tell them about my 2.5k snorlax, and they thank me for helping them outSo basically the game is not dead, it's just being played by its targeted demographic of 8-16 year olds and pairs of gook genwunners who're barely underage, none of whom would be posting on a board of overweight spoofers and autistic powerlevelers. The sooner you accept that this game is not for us manchildren, the sooner you can focus on whatever important, meaningful things your life has to offer.
Unless you're like me and this and other shitty vidya is all you've got to look forward to
