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May I have your attention, please? No, please stay seated. I will only take up a moment of your time.
I have a message to your attention.
Especially the janitors and other members of the Pokémon© Showdown® Online Simulator (BETA) Staff.
We, users of the Pokémon© Showdown® Online Simulator (BETA), are deeply grateful for the impressive amount of time, work and effort our staff has put into this community, asking for absolutely no monetary compensation whatsoever.
Please thank your nearest staff member for sacrificing their lives to the utmost important duty that is protecting their virginity and sexually harassing 12 year-old kids.
With that said, we can finally get into more serious matters. I just want to say one thing.
FUCK JANITORS
*crowd goes wild*
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A NIGGER AND A JANNY?
A JANNY WORKS AND DOESN'T GET PAID WHILE A NIGGER GETS PAID AND DOESN'T WORK
*crowd is laughing and hollering, several janitors and dark-skinned gentlemen are escorted outside and shot in the head*
WHERE WAS THE JANNIE'S GIRLFRIEND HIDING?
UNDER HIS PAYCHECK!
*crowd begin actively killing janitors and establishing the fourth reich*
THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!! YOU'VE BEEN A GREAT CROWD!
