>>17990402Your wife cups your cheeks and yanks your face over to hers, your lips smash together in a sudden, yet chaste kiss. It's a really quick kiss, you have little time to enjoy it before she pushes you away.All of that pushed anxiety comes rushing in on the Hex Maniac at absolute full sub-zero force. She starts twitching and sweating all over, realizing that the small smooch may have been a bit too broad and/or sudden. The biggest blush falls on her face as she chews her fingers and attempts to use vocal filler to explain herself.
"I-I um...uh...I d-don't um...I'MSOSOSOSOOSOSSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSORRRY!" eventually, she crumbles over entirely and runs off at the speed of a thousand suns, not waiting for your reaction, and rather wanting to curl up and die from crippling embarrassment and humiliation.
Intoxicated.
You are left intoxicated and in a pasta-filled daze.
"Whoa...nandatte?">end. 