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So, about 15 years ago back during Halloween I decided to fuck with the major retard at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash Ketchum. Knowing this was going to happen, I brought a Mudkip doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me.
"So I heard you like Mudkips..."
"MUDKIPS? I LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUVE MUDKIPS."
"O RLY? So, would you ever fuck a Mudkip, that is..." (he cuts me off before I could say 'if you were a mudkip')
"OF COURSE."
"Well I just happen to have a Mudkip here and..."
Before I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violently humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips I started to walk away, because there is no way I'd be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkip.
Needless to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I cooly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened, not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn't want to be involved.
