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So you take the day to go off and do some errands and take some of your pokémon to the center for a regular check-up, and leave your trusty male Gardevoir taking care of your place.
At evening, when you come back, you enter your home and notice that all the lights are turned off, except your room's, which has the door half-closed and there's music coming from there. You slowly and silently head there, and take a peek inside.
You see that your Gardevoir somehow activated your Gardevoirite, is wearing a lingerie, opened your wardrobe's mirror and is strutting around your room while listening Take my Breath Away, every now and then sopping, looking at the mirror and doing some pinup poses.
What do, /vp/?