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>Hey, Anon. Remember that time I broke your legs and left you abandoned in the middle of Viridian forest? Haha, the look on your face when that ranger found your almost dead body was so funny!
>Or that time I put your dark-type slaves to sleep since hypnosis still work in them, but you were so idiotic to not know that, before once again breaking your legs and leaving you stranded in Seafoam Islands? So much for that "Pokemon champion" title, uh?
>Or that time you were mugged by Team Rocket and I had to come to your rescue before having our little game of breaking your legs and leaving you in an inhospitable place? What was it again? I forgot the name, but I think it was a desert... dunno, honestly.
>We have so many good memories together, Anon, don't you agree? Haha
>Now, the doctors said your tendons and ligaments should stay fine if I just-
>*crack*
>Oh, shut up. It was only your femoral bone cracking a little... besides you shouldn't feel a thing down there since I send a psychic disruption signal right into your spinal-
>For the love of god, did you just pee your pants? Way to go, crybaby.
>Ugh, I can't play with you if you are covered in your own urine. Well, thanks for wasting my time.
>There's the pokemon center... hope you can make it with a broken leg... oh! And, when you get there, tell Nurse Joy I said hi.
