>>22927342>I feelFuck you know what I meant
Thud. I hit the floor. Tall grass. Thank god it wasn't concrete or anything. Wild Oddish scampered out of the way from their naked intruder. I realized that I was free.. finally.. i must run away. Civilization is just a reach away. I need..
My Pokemon. They were in my pants. I left them... I looked back at the window... how did she get in? I looked around and realized I totally missed a tall tree right next to the window. Was that it? It wasn't that tall. 12 feet? 15? 20? I could probably...
For some odd reason (pun very much intended though stupid) I decided to catch an Oddish.. no balls However.... oh well. I'll try anyway.
Well it didn't take long but I managed to catch one with my bare hands. It squirmed so much it was a lucky thing it still held on. Even by its leaves.
I decided to name it DICKS. Same name as my rival. I love that guy. Hes kind of a douche, but the best kind. No time to think about it now. I make sure DICKS is held tight in my left arm and the knife in my right..
I decide to leave anyway with my Oddish. I'm sure the Pokemon will be fine by themselves. Besides.. I wouldn't even dare go back to that lunatic, as far as I'm concerned she can keep 'em. Now how to sneak by countless people without pants? Shouldn't be that hard.. it is night aftera-
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