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Detective Pikachu thread
>be me
>see that you get cards at the movie.
> ask mummy if I can use my good boy points to see the movie
>mummy tells me no because she has a date tonight with Chad
>"GoodBoy used BOOMBURST!"
>REEEEEEEEE
>Mommy starts crying and calls auntie Stacey to take me
>"it's super effective!"
>Mummy helps me change into a clean diaper and my team Instinct shirt before auntie gets her. I must look my best for this cinematic masterpiece
>sing the bicycling theme the entire way there
>they loved it so much that stacey drove through red lights to make sure we arrived on time.
>we get to the theater and I ask for tendies
>am told theater doesn't sell them
>think about raging but remember I can be a good boy now to get tendies after the movie
>get our tickets and cards
>I quickly rip open my pack
>pikachu and jigglypuff
>Scream "KAAANTOOO"
>stacey says we are gonna be late if we don't hurry
>wageslave notices huge bulge under my shirt
>asks me what it is
>"nothing"
>"you aren't allowed to bring outside food in" he says to my aunt
>forces me to show them what I'm hiding
>its my groudon plushie
>"told you it was nothing"
>man apologizes and gives me another card pack
>movie starts
>I open up my new card pack while some boring shit happens
>pikachu and jigglypuff again
>Yell "KAAANTOOOO" but everyone is clapping already so nobody hears me
>movie is nothing but normie pandering
>news chick is hot though
>my PP is at max
>start to fap
>remember I brought my groudon plushie that has hole in the bottom
>aunt starts to gag on my manly musk
>GoodBoy used EXPLOSION
>groudons tum-tum is now full of my cum-cum
>psyduck is my favorite character
>reminds me of me
>fill groudons belly again when the lady turned into ditto
>wait for after credit scene to hint at smash bros cinematic universe
>"wow its fucking nothing" as I threw my groudon plushie at the screen
5/10 would watch again but the cards were shitty and forgot to ask for tendies after.
