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>feel like playing a pokemon game
>look up Reborn once again
>"Let's try to make a monorun... ground, should be easy?"
>no ground pokemon at the start of the game (except mudkip) because the first gym is electrical
>god fucking forbid you have type advantage against the gym
>continue with the story by sheer luck get a fucking drilbur as well
>try to EV train for a little bit forgetting that Reborn is extreme utter bullshit
>no matter the gym I fight even normally slower pokemon outspeed it
>remember about how fields exists only as artificial difficulty rather than a quirk to deepen the gameplay
>every single gym leader has some tactic that relies only on the terrain with OU pokemon that have perfect IV and EVs
>go face the mirror bitch
>destroy the mirrors
>"Oh nice! I can win this one, she lost the mirror advantage!"
>get the floor wiped with my ass because of course all her pokemon are still bullshit
Everytime I try to replay Reborn I just end up so annoyed, it's not even a matter of "Get Gud" it's just a matter "How many hours of your life you want to spend grinding to fight this single gym?".
Hell, something like Rejuvenation at least allows you to train EVs with specialized training rooms and eventually you get crests, Reborn is just a shit game with shit balance so the developers can pat themselves on the back on how amazing their personas are.
