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I legit just knocked on someone's door and asked them if I could get into their backyard for 2 minutes to play a game.
They were so baffled the wife went
>honey, there's no way in hell a burglar could use such an excuse
They even offered me a glass of water, said I looked thirsty. They were in their 60s I think.
I legit just came home to post this, I'm going back out there. Wish me luck