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>Halloween
>Holy fuck I haven't gone out to get candy in years
>Go to neighbor's house
>Ring doorbell
>Neighbor opens the door, she looks disheveled and bruised
>"Trick or Treat!"
>She starts sobbing
>"Anon, what are you doing? You're too old for this."
>Suddenly there's shouting behind her
>"MIRIAM? WHO'S AT THE FUCKING DOOR MIRIAM"
>She starts sobbing even harder
>"I TOLD YOU NOT TO OPEN THE DOOR MIRIAM, I DON'T WANT TO GET SICK!"
>Big hulking guy shows up in a stained wife beater smelling like shit
>She turns around and pisses herself
>"John, I'm sorry! It's just the neighbor Trick or Treating!"
>"I DON'T GIVE A SHIT, MIRIAM! YOU DISOBEYED ME"
>Guy pulls his arm back
>Throws a fist straight into her face
>mfw it now has no effect
