>>27826019Maggots. They're disgusting and I don't want them in real life or in fiction.
>6 years ago>be me>17 years old and wanted to go out with the girl I've had a crush on for a while>at lunch she asks me if I'm busy over the weekend>oh shit>say no>tells me she's having her house redone on Sunday and needed something to do that day>annual fair is going on Friday to Sunday>that Saturday we go to the fair together>getting hungry so I ask her if she wants anything to eat>she says she's fine but fuck I'm hungry>go up to a booth serving hot dogs>guy doesn't speak English very well so I try speaking to him so slowly>feel like a patronizing ass, but at least he understood>ordered a chili dog>holy fuck he covered that shit in chili>can't see the inner side of the bun> you know where this is going >first bite, bread is kind of stale>tear a bit off just to see how hard it was> in that piece I tore off there were at least three maggots >throw that shit away, drink all the water in my plastic cup then immediately spit it out>do the same with two more cups of water for good measure>go back to the booth>I don't even think the guy knows what a maggot is>tell presumably one of the people running the park>drive my friend home then go back to my house>down basically an entire jug of water and pass out on the sofaIt took me at least three months before I ate a hot dog again, but I still don't eat anything at someone's house unless I know it's almost new.
on the bright side that girl I went with is engaged to me now but we have never gone back to that fair 