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>was going to go out and hunt for a shiny slowpoke today because I didn't find any during the last week of slowpoke events
>spotlight hour is my last chance to reasonably find one before they vanish from the spawn list
>girlfriend ends up asking to hang out
>make the mature decision to spend time with her instead of catching pokemon creatures like a complete manchild
>check my phone briefly during spotlight hour just to trade away all the pokemon i'd been saving for double candy
>see a couple slowpoke spawns around me
>catch one
>pic related
a real slowbro knows that sometimes you can't neglect the slowhoes
