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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Sprigatito is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Sprigatito are an average of 1”04’ tall and 9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Safeguard, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, since grass is mostly water, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Sprigatito would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Grass Knot, Seed Bomb, Petal Dance, and Vine Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Ingrain and Grassy Terrain, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Sprigatito turn white. Sprigatito is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
