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>THIS SUMMER
>rip-off of the Sonic Movie Sega intro with a bunch of game clips from Touhou
>EVERYONE'S FAVOURITE SHRINE MAIDEN...
>IS COMING TO THE BIG SCREEN
>Rachael Heartway, voiced by Dakota Fanning. "Really..."
>*pop rendition of Theme of Eastern Story plays"
>Rachael H. is sleeping on the porch and being lazy
>cut out to an ordinary magician's boot at the top Heartway Shrine steps, with Rachael in the background
>Marisa voiced by Angelina Jolie, "What a bummer.", she says as she grabs a yen coin out of her purse and throws it into the donation box
>Rachael wakes up rubbing her eyes and Marisa shakes her violently whilst shouting
>"WHILST YOU WERE ASLEEP GENTOKYO'S GONE TO SHIT."
>"Oh."
>Rachael slouches over and goes back to sleep, with Marisa immediately going off at her
>TWO GIRLS
>voiceover of Aya, talking over several news articles about a new incident surfacing in Gentokyo with some ominious shots interspersed of powerhouse characters hearing about it.
>WILL FIND THEMSELVES
>scenic panning shot of Rachael and Marisa going through Gentokyo, as it cuts through various iconic environments
>IN AN INCIDENT
>action montage of iconic final boss fights involving both Rachael and Marisa
>Rachael unleashing HD Fantasy Heaven
>Marisa firing a fuck-huge HD Master Spark
>UNLIKE ANY OTHER
>Reimu and Marisa looking at the burning remains of SDM from the Misty Lake as it falls apart
>"Wait Marisa, this isn't the Lunar Capital."
>"We were going after the Lunar Capital?"
>THIS SUMMER
>*bunch of danmaku fight scenes involving other PC's like Sakuya and Reisen*
>*Marisa slapsticking Cirno by homerunning her with the broom whilst shouting YEET*
>*Rachael dodging one of Kanako's cards by gapping right into her face, and looking at her in a moment of silence before bitch-slapping her in the face with a talisman.*
>GET READY FOR SOME
>montage of every time a character says "toe-who"
>TOUHOU PROJECT
