>>20127423"Wait I got it, the CROWN! HEXCALIBUR, KNOCK OFF!"
You recall watching this sometime back in a documentary about Slowkings back at home, apparently, the Shellder that latches onto their heads secretes venom into their usually slow and dimwitted brains, unleashing previously hidden power and extraordinary intelligence.
"So what happens if it gets removed? Do they get stupid again? 'Cause that's what I'm thinking!"
"Well then FOOL, time to find out, HAVE AT THREE FATTY!" using his tail as a whip, Hexcalibur smacks the King's Rock off of Slowking's head, it turns back into a immature Shellder. Losing all intelligence, the Slowking reverts back into a mere Slowpoke, no longer of any dynasty. Lacking the intelligence to continue the stalemate of a fight, he surrenders, though you can't tell if it's willingly or not, it's now harder than it was before to discern his motives, if any.
And so, the entitled former king finally finds a new permanent resting place.
"Sheeell, SHELLDERRRR, DERRRRR!"
"Sloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow......................kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg........g."
In the purgatory of your mind. He is sealed there alongside Meowstic, the out-of-place Shellder, and...what remains of Sigilyph, all via means of seeping into the ground. The ground which also turns out to be
your brain.All challenges met and overcome, you and Hexcalibur confront the marionette, who is juggling by the time you reach his rather lofty perch of solitude safety, "Hoo hoo hoo, good show, good show! You found the means to an end, you pulled through the battle, no corner unbend!"
A) "Yeah yeah yeah, can I go home now?"
B) "So.. Was there a lesson in any of that or did you just want me to beat shit up?"
C) "I still feel a bit guilty, how about you come down here, it'll probably go away if I pound you too."
