>>38264359>he gets emotional over bits of dataImagine not having certain 'mons that mean something to you or ones that have been with you through the years.
>he doesn’t injectI do.
>he doesn’t play competitiveI do, just haven't in a while.
>he doesn’t challenge himself with games modes like the Battle Frontier or the Battle TreeI do.
>his favorite generation is Gen 7It's Gen IV.
>his favorite gen is not 2-5See above.
>he posts KANTOOOOO memes like a barbarian>not liking shitposting>he’s excited for Detective PikachuI have zero interest in it.
>he didn’t like the DP animeI did.
>he’s excited for Gen 8 despite the last two gens being hot garbageI'm honestly more excited for other games this year.
>he believes every rumor on this damn siteI don't.
>he hasn’t caught em all, Meltan includedI injected 'em all. And I'm too lazy to install Go to get a Pokemon I don't care about.
>he doesn’t have a girlfriend I have a boyfriend. :^)
>Pokémon is the only video game he playsNot even close.
>he doesn’t read booksSure. Books are boring and don't hold my attention for long but I do like VNs.
>he doesn’t buy guides for the cool artworkThey're a waste of money and I don't need to be handheld through a Pokemon game.
>his Switch isn’t hacked I like playing Spla2n online.
>he wants to fuck a Pokémon Imagine being on /vp/ and not having at least one you'd fuck. Wojak-kun pls go.
