>>11755663http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZgx997HjqEBefore working up the old charms, you check your privilege. Hair's wet and down, but it's fine as always. Skin is fresh and soft like a baby's ass.
You breath on your hand, then whiff it, just making sure that your breath isn't total ass like it was about a half-hour ago. Hopefully shower water and Listerine did the trick.
Yeah, you're one of those autistic fucks who stands under the shower and drinks the water till the 'ol mouth's filled up, only to dump it all out over your body.
God, you wish you were a kid again. What happened to those days? Where'd the time go? You didn't expect growing up to be so hard, why does adulthood just love kicking you in the ass? It's no different from adolescence but the kicks are certainly fucking harder.
You check your head for your visor, only to find that it's not there.
Right...you sold it to some lucky gyp to make a few cash on the side. Another downside, but at least you got a quick and profitable buck out of it.
You walk up to her, hug her from behind, and nuzzle your face into her neck. Maybe you still have those delicious charms or whatever, "Heeeey..~" you try to say innocently, but it only comes out as an awkward, deep croak. You don't have that cute boy voice anymore.
She doesn't say anything.
"U-Uh, mornin' beautiful, heh...."
Your eyes notice the scowl on her face.
"Look, I'm sorry, okay? I got caught in a rut at the bar, BUT, before you get angry, I stayed a few extra hours late to make some cash off of you-know-who. Since y'know, people love quality music nowadays. And okay, so maybe I did get a little woozy, but HONEST I was offered it! I couldn't say no, and so...maybe I was late and missed dinner, but this was for the financial better! I helped us and.....Look, I just didn't think my life would end up this way. Forgive me?"
>BAM!Without warning, without hesitation.
She slaps you.
Ouch. Looks like she didn't buy it..
>What do you say next?