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The Slowbro pictured here was not a glitch nor a cheat nor anything of the sort.
I managed to throw apples in just the right pattern, to get him to walk out of his area, over the map, and into speed Pikachu's area.
I used the first Metapod to stop completely, (pester balled it) and fucked around getting a Magikarp.
(Few minutes later...)
To my surprise, as I rounded the bend past the Porygons, I see this guy on the horizon.