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>Walk in with my Rainbow Dash fedora, cargo shorts and sonic shirt
>Mom follows not too hard behind me
>"What was that game you wanted dear?"
>"POKEMON X!" I below with my head held high
>Everyone in the store is looking at me, I slyly contort my face into a devilish smirk
>"Oh, okay" Mom says before waddling off to the games section
>I see a girl in the corner, a total hot babe with what I assume to be her boyfriend
>I dash over silently
>She's looking at games for the DS
>I too am here for DS games, it was truly a match made in equestria
>I rub my rippling physique up close to her small frail body
>"Hey girl, how's about you ditch this old fart and get with a real man?"
>I turn my head towards her keeper, his face now expressing anger, before smiling a malevolent smile and asking "Well?"
>Her keeper truly looks pissed, why she would choose such an asshole is beyond the grasp of my superior mind.
>"She's only 6, you fucking freak" he screams before grabbing his bitch and running out the door
>Mother hath collected my loot, she returned to me with it locked tightly in her bag
>T'was a good day
There isn't anything to it OP, just don't be insecure.
