>>13495530Despite the fact that you would honestly like nothing more than to pummel these Mega-Pokemon freaks to kingdom come, you can't, you're on a strict time limit and you have just under two minutes to get out of a building that's about to get blown to more than just smithereens.
"Quick, get on!"
"W-Wait, what are you going to do!?"
You unleash Samurott, who lets out a mighty roar of courage, a stark contrast from what he's actually like. Regardless, you waste no time in getting on top of him.
"MOVE, MOVE, MOVE! Let's get out of here!"
[OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY, WOWZERS!] says Samurott in his Gilbert Gottfried voice, a habit that has never left him due to how remarkable that fucking modulator is.
But you're not alone, the Mega-Pokemon are quick to follow, from Mega-Blaziken to Mega-Absol to Mega-Mawile, each want to avenge their master by slaying you and taking your head!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAABSOOOOOOOOOOLUTELY!"
Mega-Absol is right beside Samurott, and keeps bashing into him in an attempt to stop him in his tracks. Samurott's pretty bulky though, so that's a possibility far from happening. As long as disaster does not strike, you'll be okay.
"MAWILE! MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Mega-Mawile is third in line, at the very back acting as a trapper. Her chompers constantly clamping, threatening you to a gruesome death if Samurott even does so much as slow down for a break or even fuck up a turn.
"BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZIKENNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!"
Mega-Blaziken is actually ahead of you somewhat, sometimes tying sometimes not. His speed increases with each passing second so it's lying more alongside the former.
>SELF-DESTRUCT: ONE MINUTE.He carelessly tosses fireballs by the dozen, so induced by the bath salts that his body is just refusing to stop and take precision. Because of this oversight, none of fireballs actually hit you.
And it's then that you realize the only flaw with these so-called "Mega" versions of Pokemon.