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THIS JUST FUCKING HAPPENED
>Platinum Battle Factory, Round 7 of 3-game winning streak
>"Oh the Frontier Brain would like to battle you"
>I have a Furret, Swalot, and Sandslash
>He has a fucking Electivire, Blastoise, and don't know what else
>First of all they do this bullshit every seventh round, they give the foe pokemon a whole fucking league above your own
>fuck you battle factory
>anyway
>Match starts, Furret tricks a Choice Band onto the Electrivire but is OHKO'd by Thunderbolt
>Sandslash jumps in for the KO
>Out comes Blastoise
>Switch to Swalot
>Swalot takes 2/3 damage from a critical hit Hydro Pump
>fuck
>Thank fucking god his next attack misses
>Giga Drain gets me up to speed
>Next Hydro pump does 1/3 damage, but I keep healing with Giga Drain + Black Sludge
>but then
>BUT THEN
>"Blastoise used Hydro Pump!"
>No critical
>No stat changes
>one hit KO
>One fucking hit KO
>Swalot dies
>Sandslash is predictably KO'd as well
WHAT THE FUCK. THERE IS NO POSSIBLE WAY THAT SWALOT COULD HAVE BEEN ONE HIT KO'D. NOT A SINGLE POSSIBLE METHOD OTHER THAN THE FUCKING GAME THROWING IT FOR THE AI.
FUCK THIS SHIT AND FUCK THE BATTLE FACTORY AND FUCK EVERYTHING
