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nice headcanon bro. Too bad psychics aren't as powerful as Dr. Manhatten in canon
>be a faggot
>die of cardiac arrest because I'm an obese atheist who believes in the power of the mind and not god
>get isekai'd into pokemon
>heh, I'll just capture a psychic type and conquer the world!
>ralts kept fleeing from me, heh they must have been nervous because of my powerful mind! I must be a latent psychic myself!
>eventually capture a drowzee by bribing it with food
>I am now king of the world, me and drowzee barge into the World Coronation Series right as Ash and Leon are mid-fight so I can announce their new rulership
>die immediately because it turns out my drowzee was both unable and unwilling to protect me from pikachu's thunder attack
>get reborn into another pokemon world
>learned from my mistake this time. It was just a drowzee, duh! The real power lies in the final evolutions, I needed a hypno!
>eventually find a hypno after numerous (reluctant)food bribes to drowzees
>next thing I know I'm literally king of the world and everyone is worshipping my unstoppable power thanks to having one single psychic on my team!
>Hypno mindraped me the moment we met and is currently reprogramming me into being the sissy slave I've always wanted to be
